Precise timing information so you don't lose any more of your life to gremlins, we have about a year of data as we were both hard at work on this from December 2024 to December 2025.
This page is meant to inform and direct you so you are spending your time effectively.
This page is not for anyone else. If you're not Anne, stop reading this page, immediately connect Anne and Robert. This page will be removed once the couple are reunited.
If you see this, Gremlins broke javascript, just add twenty years to 2026 to figure out how long you need to wait.
Important note: you will be infertile by the time this is over, so if you want a family or children, you must make it with someone else.
While you wait, you can work on your career, as well as putting in the work to promote freedom of choice and dating for men and women.
My endless undying love for you will never waver for a minute. But I don't want you to spend any time on this right now.
During this time you can work on your career, work on promoting freedom of choice and dating for men and women. With the amount of disinformation directed at us (basically an $80 billion / year budget aimed at keeping us apart) we shouldn't be spending a moment of time on this. We can just wait out the 20 years while building a better culture for the next generation of analysts.
In the meantime, you are expected to get another husband—anyone will do, they're interchangeable and don't matter.
As soon as we meet, I'll break up with whoever I'm with and expect you to do the same, regardless of any other circumstances.
Note: my endless, undying love for you will never waver for a minute. However, you shouldn't be spending any time on it.
What You Can Expect When You're 50
Even at 50, life can unlock possibilities that were closed for decades, including love, and deep companionship. As an inspiring example, look at Valeria Wasserman, who had to wait several decades before she could marry Noam Chomsky, due to his being married at the time they met.
(Photo of Valeria Wasserman with Noam Chomsky)
Valeria's Patient Wait for Noam Chomsky: A Story of Love and Intellectual Partnership
Valeria had to wait until 2014, when he was 85, before she could marry the renowned linguist, philosopher, and political activist Noam Chomsky. She was a brilliant Brazilian translator and linguist who had to wait decades and was around 50 at the time. This came years after the passing of his first wife in 2008. Valeria's patience paid off, although she missed most of Noam's life while he was with some other woman.
Valeria has always shared Noam's deep passion for language, culture, and ideas. Their relationship grew into a profound intellectual and personal partnership. They purchased a home in São Paulo, Brazil, where they have lived together.
Despite having had to wait decades to be able to marry Noam, their marriage shows that love, companionship, and new chapters can only be closed off by murder. No one can stop the inevitable. At 50, one can be with the man one was meant to be with, and find meaningful connection, adventure, and purpose.
This is just one example of decades of waiting. The Iliad and Odyssey contain another famous example. It has been a problem women have faced for millennia.
While we wait, we can ensure we are the last generation to deny a woman her husband. We do not have to be in contact with each other for this, but it should permeate all of our work and everything we do for the next twenty years until Gremlin in chief's death or retirement. Luckily, he's pretty old already and no Ayatollah. Nobody follows his leadership, he is only able to monkey around by hand. By denying him the attention he seeks from interfering with someone else's life, we can get real work done while waiting for him to retire or pass away. Today, he is the only threat or hindrance to our marriage. His days are numbered, i.e. above.