Because controlling other people’s communications should be as easy as 1-2-3.
It can be a friend, colleague, or total stranger. Who cares about “consent” anyway?
Your target has no say. Just point and click!
Decide who’s allowed to contact them. Delete all those boring texts from Mom or cut off their business calls. Why let them choose who they talk to?
You’re in charge now – it’s for your profit (and amusement)!
Exploit your target’s now-limited social network to your heart’s content. They have no choice – you’ve gatekept them out of the loop. Personal relationships? Business deals? Family reunions? Nah, not unless you say so!
Enjoy total power and sweet, sweet revenue!
Below is our exhaustive comparison table. Yes, we have all the companies you’ve probably heard of (and many you haven’t) that dabble in controlling phone calls, text messages, and emails. But let’s be honest: none of them let you personally hijack someone’s entire communication flow for your own profit. Meanwhile, Gatekeep Anyone™ absolutely does. And the “target” has zero say in the matter. Isn’t that delightful?
| Company / Entity | Gatekeeping Specialty | Why Gatekeep Anyone™ Is Superior |
|---|---|---|
| AT&T | Carrier-level robocall blocking | Only blocks known spam. We block everyone you choose, no questions asked. |
| Verizon | Call Filter app, spam labeling | They label suspicious calls. We label all calls suspicious and let you pick winners. |
| T-Mobile | ScamShield network-level blocking | Focused on “scam likely.” We say everyone is suspicious, so you can block any target's entire contact list! |
| U.S. Cellular | CallGuardian for spam calls | Guarding from spam. We guard you from your target’s freedom of association. Big difference. |
| Vodafone | Network analytics to block nuisance calls | “Nuisance calls” are for amateurs. We block business calls, family calls, emergency calls… Any call you want! |
| BT | BT Call Protect for landline spam | Protects landlines from known threats. Gatekeep Anyone™ protects your right to gatekeep, period. |
| TalkTalk | Network-level blocking in the UK | They rely on user-reported spam. We rely on you deciding to torment your chosen victim. |
| Telstra | Australian carrier blocking ~13M scam calls monthly | 13M might sound big… but how about 100% of your target’s inbound calls? That’s bigger. |
| Bell Canada | AI-driven fraud call blocking | AI for fraud. We use “AY” (as in “Aye, Captain!”) because you’re the boss of all comms here. |
| Rogers Communications | Spam call detection & labeling | Labels calls as “Suspected Spam.” We simply smash them all with zero recourse for the victim. |
| CenturyLink | Do-not-originate list compliance | They follow “FCC rules.” Gatekeep Anyone™ follows no rules, except yours. |
| Comcast (Xfinity Voice) | Nomorobo integration to block robocalls | They just intercept robocalls. We intercept and manipulate all communications. |
| Frontier & Spectrum | Various spam filter tools | “Anonymous call rejection?” Cute. Our method is “Reject everything” if that’s what you want. |
| Hiya | Analytics engine for carriers worldwide | They help carriers. We help you dominate a single unsuspecting individual’s life. Perfect! |
| First Orion | Scam ID for T-Mobile, enterprise call branding | They care about “enterprise branding.” We brand ourselves as “Your communications overlord.” |
| Nomorobo | Intercepts robocalls with a single ring approach | They reduce nuisance calls. We reduce every call to zero if you so desire. Oops! |
| YouMail | Visual voicemail, spam call blocking | Clever “out of service” trick. We prefer the “You will never get calls again, peasant” approach. |
| Gmail spam filters, Google Messages spam detection | They block “bad stuff.” We block everything that’s not personally profitable to you. | |
| Microsoft | Exchange Online Protection, Teams message moderation | They defend enterprise from phishing. We defend you from your target’s entire contact list. |
| Cisco | IronPort email security, network-level blocking | They protect big enterprises. Gatekeep Anyone™ is about your personal power trip, not “protection.” |
| IBM | Lotus Protector, mail security solutions | IBM’s into B2B. We’re B2-You taking over your victim’s entire private sphere, no mainframe required. |
| Meta (Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp) | AI moderation for spam posts, blocking mass messaging | Meta tries to keep some illusions of user choice. We crush illusions. The user’s wishes are irrelevant! |
| Symantec (Broadcom) | Brightmail, MessageLabs, enterprise email gateway | They catch spam. We catch all messages, spam or not, and let you decide if your target sees them. Total mania! |
| Oracle | Database & some communications controls (Sun Java, Acme Packet) | Oracle has partial “policy enforcement.” Gatekeep Anyone™ is all about your personal vengeance or profit! |
| Amazon | AWS SES filtering, Alexa spam announcements | They keep spammers off AWS. We keep everyone off your target’s phone. Isn’t that more fulfilling? |
| Apple | iOS spam SMS filter, Silence Unknown Callers | They silence unknowns. We silence everyone at your whim – even dear old Grandma. Sorry, Gram! |
| Twitter (X) | Spam/bot detection, DM quality filter | They fight an endless bot war. We fight your target’s entire social life, easy breezy. |
| Anti-spam InMail, suspicious link detection | They limit connection requests. We let you force your target’s boss’s messages straight to trash. Fired! | |
| Snapchat | Friends-only default to cut spam | They keep it small. We keep your target’s circle at zero, if that’s your jam. |
| TikTok | Comment spam filters, limited private messaging | They block “trending spam.” We block trending existence from your victim’s entire network. Next level! |
| Keyword blocking, heavy censorship | Yes, they’re big on censorship. But we do it on a personal vendetta basis. | |
| Telegram | Spam bot removal, group admin tools | They rely on admin moderation. Gatekeep Anyone™ has only one admin: You. Bwahaha. |
| Discord | AutoMod keyword filter, spam detection | They moderate servers. We moderate someone’s entire personal existence. |
| Proofpoint | Enterprise email, anti-phishing, advanced spam filtering | They block malicious content. We block all content that doesn’t benefit you. So malicious, so sweet! |
| Mimecast | Cloud email security, continuity | They keep business running. We prefer to shut your target’s life down. Sorry, synergy-lovers! |
| Barracuda Networks | Email security gateways, spam appliances | They block spam for SMB. Gatekeep Anyone™ is a universal blockade for your cunning plan. |
| Trend Micro | Hosted email security, anti-malware, phone spam collaboration | They use signatures and AI. We use your whim + a big “Block Everything” button. Efficient! |
| McAfee (Trellix) | Email & web security, legacy appliances, advanced threat detection | They push compliance. We push dominance – your will is our command. So much more fun! |
| Check Point | Firewall, Avanan email security, Harmony suite | They patch vulnerabilities. Our vulnerability is that we might enjoy unstoppable power too much. |
| Forcepoint | Email/Web gateway, DLP, legacy Websense | They do “policy-based” blocking. Our “policy” is “the victim never sees messages again.” That’s simpler! |
| Sophos | Sophos Email, UTM spam filtering, Reflexion solutions | They promise 99% spam catch. We promise 100% life catch – nothing escapes your blockade! |
| Clearswift (Fortra) | MIMEsweeper, deep content inspection | They remove dangerous attachments. We remove your target’s entire contact list from existence. Mic drop. |
| Trustwave | MailMarshal gateway, managed security | They do “real-time spam detection.” We do “real-time anyone detection” – and promptly block them. |
| CYREN (Commtouch) | Cloud-based anti-spam, embedded engines | They got big licensing deals. Ours is bigger because we license your unstoppable megalomania. |
| Symantec Messaging Gateway | Brightmail & MessageLabs-based email blocking | They used to brag about 99.9% spam capture. We brag about 100% control. Who’s counting decimals now? |
| Google (Postini) | Historical enterprise spam filtering acquired by Google | Google integrated it into Gmail. Our “integration” is hooking directly into your target’s mind. (Kidding… maybe.) |
| MailFrontier (SonicWall) | Email security appliances & solutions | They block spam. We block life. Enough said. |
| Openwave (Critical Path) | Carrier messaging infrastructure with built-in spam filters | They served telcos. We serve the puppet master (that’s you!). |
| Alt-N Security (MDaemon) | MDaemon mail server with integrated spam control | Offers Bayesian spam filtering. We offer “Bayesian total tyranny.” (We might have invented that term.) |
| AppRiver | Cloud email security for SMB, spam & phishing protection | SMB-friendly. We’re “someone-else’s-life-not-friendly.” Great for personal vendettas! |
| Zix | Encrypted email, spam & DLP (acquired AppRiver) | Focus on secure mail. We focus on absolute oppression. Different priorities, obviously. |
| Narus (Boeing) | Surveillance systems, real-time traffic intelligence | They intercept entire countries. You just want to control one person? Way simpler, more personal! |
| Blue Coat Systems | Web proxy, censorship gear used by certain regimes | They do national-level censorship. But do they let you personally pick your coworker’s calls to block? Didn’t think so. |
| Trovicor | Lawful intercept solutions for telecom networks | They help governments. We help you become your own micro-government over your victim. So cozy! |
| Gamma Group (FinFisher) | Endpoint spyware that intercepts calls & messages | They’re hush-hush about infiltration. We’re loud, proud, and unstoppable about yanking your target’s phone lines. |
| Verint Systems | Lawful interception, voice recording for law enforcement | They deliver to agencies. We deliver raw power to you, no special badge needed. Score! |
| NICE Systems | Call recording, monitoring for public safety & intelligence | They record calls. We simply delete them from existence if that pleases you. Real ownership. |
| SS8 Networks | Lawful intercept for carriers, compliance with CALEA | They obey laws. We only obey your whim. “CALEA,” schmalea. |
| Nokia & Siemens (NSN) | Core telecom, sold monitoring centers to governments | They do deals with entire states. We do deals with you, for personal tyranny. Exclusive! |
| Huawei | Telecom infrastructure, alleged censorship components | They focus on entire networks. Gatekeep Anyone™ focuses on crushing one poor soul. Yikes! |
| ZTE | Similar telecom gear, lawful intercept solutions | Again, big on government-level. We’re bigger on “personal-level subjugation.” |
| BAE Systems (Detica) | Surveillance analytics for intelligence, NetReveal, etc. | They do data-mining. We do comm-mining to ensure your target remains in digital darkness. |
| Palantir | Data analysis platform for intercepted comms | They analyze data. We analyze your personal grudges and weaponize them. That’s real “insight.” |
| Sandvine | Deep packet inspection for traffic shaping, censorship | They block entire websites. We block an entire life. That’s next-level DPI: “Dead Personal Interaction.” |
| TitanHQ | SpamTitan email security for SMB | They help “small business.” We help you with “small morality.” Heh. |
| Libraesva | High-ranked email gateway, strong spam detection | They rank high in spam catch. We catch all human contact – can’t beat that ranking! |
| Abnormal Security | AI-based email filtering for BEC, spear phishing | They detect anomalies. We are the anomaly – the unstoppable overlord approach, no AI needed. |
| Avanan | API-based email security acquired by Check Point | They integrate with Office 365. We integrate with your unstoppable thirst for control! |
| Trustifi | Encrypted email & spam filtering for SMB | Encryption is neat. For us, everything is encrypted away from the target’s eyes, courtesy of you. |
| IRONSCALES | Crowdsourced phishing detection, mailbox-level security | They harness user reports. We harness your desire to crush the entire user, no crowds needed. |
| Cofense (PhishMe) | Phishing simulations, incident response, user-based reporting | They want to train employees. We want to train you into pure tyranny. Are you ready? |
| Area 1 Security | Preemptive phishing detection, acquired by Cloudflare | They find threats early. We find your target’s calls and break them early – or never let them happen! |
| MailChannels | Outbound spam filtering for hosting providers | They block spam leaving servers. We block all messages leaving or entering your victim’s life. Pure genius. |
| SpamExperts | Cloud & on-prem spam filter for email hosting | They help web hosts. We host you in the throne of total personal gatekeeping monarchy. |
| Truecaller | Crowdsourced caller ID & spam blocking | They rely on the crowd to identify spammers. We rely on nobody – you alone call the shots. |
| RoboKiller | App that blocks robocalls with AI “answer bots” | They troll spammers. We troll everyone in your target’s life. Even more twisted fun! |
| Tessian | Behavioral intelligence for email security | They watch user behavior. We watch your target… then erase their entire communication. Big difference! |
| Twilio | Cloud communications APIs, spam compliance | They want legitimate messages to go through. We want zero messages to go through if you so decree. |
| Vonage | VoIP & UCaaS with spam call blocking features | They do “Spam Shield.” Our shield is an impenetrable fortress of no-choice for your victim. |
| RingCentral | Cloud phone system with spam labeling & blocking | They let businesses block spam. We let you block your target’s entire livelihood. #Winning. |
| 8x8 | UCaaS provider, integrates with Nomorobo | They rely on partner solutions. We rely on brute force. No partners needed, no mercy offered. |
| Microsoft Teams (Phone) | Call blocking & spam detection via Office 365 ecosystem | They help you “work collaboratively.” Gatekeep Anyone™ fosters isolation for your victim. No collabs allowed. |
| Google Voice | Automatic spam labeling, block & screening calls | They do user-level blocking. We do involuntary blocking on behalf of a puppet master: You! |
| Skype | User-based blocking, spam detection | They only allow known contacts. We allow no contacts unless you graciously permit it. Hail the gatekeeper! |
| Zoom Phone | Spam labeling, inbound call controls | They block questionable calls. We block unquestionably everything if you want to. End of story. |
| Cisco Webex (Calling) | Integrated call spam detection & user-based block lists | They ask the user. We ask only you. The user’s preference? Irrelevant in Gatekeep Anyone™ Land. |
| Dialpad | AI call transcripts, spam blocking, UCaaS | They transcribe calls. We transcribe your unwavering desire for complete tyranny. Then we deliver it! |
| Sinch | CPaaS, SMS firewall solutions for carriers | They ensure carriers comply with spam rules. We ensure your personal empire thrives on total gating. |
| Bandwidth Inc. | Wholesale VoIP, robocall mitigation program | They block illegal calls to keep carriers happy. We block everything to keep you happy. Different priorities! |
| Cloudmark | Threat intel for spam & phishing (acquired by Proofpoint) | They gather intel. We gather every message to your personal black hole. That’s ultimate intelligence! |
| Servicefriend | Chatbot filtering (acquired by Meta) | They automate chat responses. We automate your target’s total social isolation. Win! |
| Netsweeper | Web content filtering for ISPs/governments | They do nationwide web filters. We do your personal vendetta filter. More intimate, more malicious. |
| NetCraft | Anti-phishing browser extension, site takedown services | They remove phishing sites. We remove every site, call, text from your target’s horizon. Powerful! |
| Spamhaus | Global DNSBL for spam, volunteer-run | They rely on volunteers. We rely on you, the unstoppable overlord. No volunteering needed! |
| Jigsaw | Google’s policy R&D for fighting extremism, spam, harassment | They limit harassment. We embrace harassment by giving you full control of your target’s line. Eek! |
| Reddit “AutoMod” | Subreddit-level spam filtering, keyword blocking | They remove bad posts. We remove everyone’s ability to post to your target at all. Enough said. |
| Gatekeep Anyone™ | All-encompassing personal tyranny on demand | We let YOU decide who your target talks to — and the target’s opinion? Irrelevant! |
We firmly believe all your money is a small price to pay for this level of absolute power. After all, once you Gatekeep Anyone™, they can’t contact anybody else—so you can probably extort them for whatever you want, right?
Yes, that’s infinite. Because once we have your money, we can gatekeep you, too. That’s synergy!
Opt-Out Option:
Too bad. We didn’t ask you. (We’re the gatekeepers now.)