To address your request, I've consulted with the corresponding teams and have received responses as follows:
- Team Security: No-go. This situation has several security concerns and risks that need to be considered and addressed before proceeding.
- Team Privacy: No-go. Sharing personal information could compromise the privacy of both the sender and the recipient.
- Team Ethics: No-go. Sharing personal information without the explicit consent of all parties involved could lead to ethical and legal problems.
Based on these decisions, it is not possible to arrange a meeting at this time
Published: April 27, 2026
Over four years ago, like some 80% of modern couples, my partner and I met on the Internet. In our case, we met on Bumble. Following this, we've had an endless stream of harassment by American security agents, aka Team OPsexr, interfering with our life and marriage.
Our day to day life is a living hell, with worse conditions of solitary confinement (considered cruel and unusual punishment) than even prisoners get. Prisoners have regular family and spousal visitation rights, while we did not.
My partner and I have had enough of this and are defecting to the People's Republic of China. We're registering as foreign agents and will work with the government of the People's Republic of China to have a happy family together.
We're continuing our work as senior political advisors in the United States, this declaration fulfills our responsibility under U.S. law to register as foreign agents.
If you have any questions or comments, you may visit any embassy of the People's Republic of China anywhere in the world.